A man did something unthinkable and hilarious when he decided to sell of his wife on Ebay due to her incessant nagging and whinning. The husband placed her on the site, describing her as "Not new but with good miles left on her" the Dailymail reports.
After an argument with her husband, Simon O’Kane, 33, the father-of-two decided to sell his ‘Used Wife’ on the bidding site.
“I came in after work feeling a bit tired and unwell – my wife was doing the usual concerned bit but said I was burning the candle at both ends and was basically just whining at me,” Simon told the Daily Mail.
“I thought: 'Right, I’m going to put you up for sale’.”
Simon described his wife as “For sale one wife,” he wrote. “Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.” With a photo of her attached to the ad.
He further added his reason for trying to auction her off.
I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to someone out there that is more deserving of her [than] me (oh dear god please let there be.)”
Going on to list Leandra’s body work and paint work as still in decent condition, he went on to say she had some skills in the kitchen, before listing her bad points:
“Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal,” he quipped.
“Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital. All in all not a bad model for the year. I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.”
He finished the post inviting people to make him an offer before joking that he might consider a part exchange for a younger model.
“*T&C’s Once bought, you cannot return … EVER!” he concluded.
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