We read the 20 lies Nigerian girls tell which actually turned out to be 21. Now here are 20 lies Nigerian guys tell (25 of them actually. lol)..
1 I'm not talking to anyone serious
2 My Pastor said you're the one
3 She's just my friend
4 I've never sent a DM
5 I didn't ask for the Nudes , she sent them randomly don't know why
6 I've never cheated on you
7 I work in oil and gas , I'm a Politician
8 I'm single
9 I love you
10 My girlfriend and I are having issues
11 You're the only one I'm talking to
12 Let me put just the "tip" 🍆 I won't go in fully I promise
13 I gotch your back baby , I'm 💯
14 If you have my baby I'll marry you
15 You're meeting my parents next week.... 1⃣6⃣ I'm leaving her for you
17 I don't know why she's texting me really
18 I don't have any baby mamas
19 I'm happy for you and your new boyfriend
20 lets just be friends , no sex or strings attached
21 I'm working late
22 I'm not Married
23 I'm ready to make a commitment
24 we'll get married as soon as I .....
25 I've been celibate since we broke up
1 comment:
ahan! dis is too much abeg calm down
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