Kcee's manager soso recounts encounter with a man who bought Viagra at Lagos Airport

Soso who is the manager of Kcee's Five star music shared this interesting story about a man that bought Viagra at the airport in Lagos. Lol. Read on guys it is interesting.

So, Aero finally brought me back to my town about 20 minutes ago. Landed and popped into Medplus at the airport to get Cafergot. Bought it, went to the till to pay and there was this uncle in front of me inquiring about a drug.

Tired and cranky over my delayed flight, I was uninterested in what he was saying until I heard the word 'viagra'. My ears pricked up and I adjusted my glasses so I could look at Uncle very well. This man looked like he was 40 at the most. What did he need viagra for? Young man like that? Dia ris god. I tried to pretend like I wasn't listening but for wia, who go hear that kain gist wey the person ear no go turn to antenna?

I liked the fact that the man didn't send that there were other customers in the pharmacy. Apparently they didn't have Viagra so they referred another drug to him.

His only question was "Does it work well like Viagra?" "Yes. It works even better" According to the girl behind the till.

I was smiling slightly until uncle opened his mouth again. "Give me 5 packs of condoms too. Fruity flavoured ones"

At this point, I was thoroughly fascinated. Viagra? 5 packs of condoms? I almost wanted to ask him "Exkiss mi sah. Are you acting blue feem?" But of course I didn't. If I did and he slapped me, will you come and fight for me? 

Anyway, Mr Man paid for his kaya and left. I bought my Cafergot and left. Walking to the taxi park, I saw him with one yarinya beside him. She had a small overnight case with her.

Then it dawned on me. Ah! Uncle had come to pick the girl. Was this the girl he bought the drugs and condoms for? Poor unsuspecting girl, she would probably be expecting a 'regular sturvs' not knowing that the man intended to finish her.

I walked past her and our eyes met. I smiled and sent her a telepathic message. "Run for your life." I hope she got my message. I'm not sure Lagos has enough ambulances in the event that the blue feem goes south.